I think I may have found the world's best collection of cross stitch pieces. Check it out.
I totally read both of these in Mom's voice. I never thought that her...colorful exclamations could transfer well into this medium, but they fit perfectly. Plus porpoise hork is probably the funniest combination of words. Ever.
Aww, Valentine's Day alert!
And some Arrested Development, for good measure. I especially like the heart frame for the "banger in the mouth" one.
There are other great pieces on the flickr photo stream, so be sure to check them out!